A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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