- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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