- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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