Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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