whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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