- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.