Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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