Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

men, men like men= men+bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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