Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What is black and has no education A tire.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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