What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

womans rights...

Actually it was me Josh brown

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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