- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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