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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Guest what in the butt

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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