- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

HELLO EVERYONE

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Your mother just died.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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