- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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