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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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