- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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