- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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