- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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