- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

My spelling is horrible

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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