Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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