- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Yellow People !!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

im telling maguire

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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