If you have a stroke, call 000

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Anti Joke

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