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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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