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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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