why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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