Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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