- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why are black people so fast? because there black

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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