How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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