Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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