Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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