- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

2 black kids walk into school

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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