- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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