- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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