- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Knock knock.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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