- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I have an idea! You leave.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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