- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Ms Leong Sux

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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