- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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