Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

12 niqqa 12.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

batman farted so hes retarded

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Anti Joke

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