Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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