When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

womens rights

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Latvia isn't a joke

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

this website is a bad joke

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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