Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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V I T A M I N C !

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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pudding

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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