- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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