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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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