- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Matthew Wyckoff

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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