- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

You're so sweet I have diabetes

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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