A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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