- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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