- Anti Joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.