To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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