- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Are you black? Kill yourself.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Can anyone Lenin money?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Robin get in the batmobile!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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