- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Then none of us want to be right.

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