What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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