- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

So these two girls have a cup .

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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