Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Anti Joke

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