Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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#Getweird

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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civil rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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