roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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