What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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