Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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^ That's not even funny ^

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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