- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

"Knock knock" Come in!

The New York Giants

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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