Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Denard Robinson

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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