Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Tilt your screen back .

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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