Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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