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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

hers a joke... japanese people

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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