- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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