- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Skinny people fart less.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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