- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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