who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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