What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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