- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Corn Muffins

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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