- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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