If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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