- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

i hate non minorities!

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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