Tony Romo

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Apple hates Blackberry.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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