- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I have cancer. And you're next.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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