What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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