What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Justin Bieber

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Bryson got a concussion...he died

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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