- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

i am a dino. RAWR.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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