- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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