- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Error 37.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Error 37.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!