- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Dwarf Shortage

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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