- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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