What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Democracy.

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womens rights

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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I <3 Hitler

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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