- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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