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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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