I was watching Fox news.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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one of the idiot

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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