- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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