- Anti Joke

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

what is big and white? Your Mom

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.