You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Golf.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Anti Joke

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