knock knock who's there? faith

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Poker face

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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