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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

guess what? bannanas

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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