- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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