- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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