- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A woman walks into a bar.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

your mama so old, shes dead.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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