- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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