- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Apple hates Blackberry.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

The american education system.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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