Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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