- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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