Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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womans having rights.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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