What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Beka has AIDS

Gay republicans

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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