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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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