A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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