- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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