- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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