- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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