- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

European on my shoes, buddy.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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