- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

speak now or forever hold your pee

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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