How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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