- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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