Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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