- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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