- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I'm Polish.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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