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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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