- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I love pissing people off :P

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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