- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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