- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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