Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A pope meets another one

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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