- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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