What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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The FCC

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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