Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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