What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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