What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why do fat people commit suicide

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Anti Joke

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