- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Women's rights

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Your Mom The End.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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