- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

There's my tractor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Japan

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Yes

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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