- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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