There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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