My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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