- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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