- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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