- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Justin Bieber.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

all these jokes are horrible now

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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