What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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were you expecting a joke

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Anti Joke

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