what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Alchohol.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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