- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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