what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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This is not funny.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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