Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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