- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

One, two, three, four and five

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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