- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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