What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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