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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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