if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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bangers and mash?

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Anti Joke

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