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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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