You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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