Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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