How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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