- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy at a baseball game....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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