Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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