whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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