- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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