- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

womens rights

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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