- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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