If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why? Why not?

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A fat guy!

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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