- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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