- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*