knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A pope meets another one

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

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