- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock Come in

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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