- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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