How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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FIONN'S LIFE

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Women's Rights

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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