what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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