- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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