- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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