- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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