What do u call a cripple Biv

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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quantum physics?

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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