- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Men's rights

Weaner

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

who is really lanky? james cornish

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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