What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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