a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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