- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!