- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Womans baksetball...

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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