- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why dont they make black forks

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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