- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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