- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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