what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the black guy die? cancer

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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