- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

can you pass the soap?

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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