what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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