The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Pickles

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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