- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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