- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Yellow People !!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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