- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

there once was a black man who played basketball

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

the economy.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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