- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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