- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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