- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Women's rights

Whats 1+1? window!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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