Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what are you mike bibby?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

He--Hey guys

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

penis. nuff said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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