- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

antijoke is the best website.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??