You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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