Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

No your aunties a joke

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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