- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock Goodbye

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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