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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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