Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

God is real.

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