- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Ain't idn't a word.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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