An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

I C U P White stuff

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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