- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Knock Knock Come in

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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