- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

angelo snyder is not ga

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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