- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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