- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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