knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Brain fart

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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