- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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