- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Good job, son.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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