- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A Chinese man fails a math test

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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