- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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