What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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