What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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knock knock go away

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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